girl: babe come over

boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple

girl: my parents aren't home

boy: I know

tragedy-is-beautiful asked:

<3 thinking about you

* This is the end * Answer:

Is this love?


so today in the dressing room there was this hot guy in his underwear so i decided to take a picture of his bulge and i forgot my fucking flash was on… finish the story yourself

(Source: humorking, via hotboyproblems)


I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.

(via artitculate)